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I am feeling sad on this quiet night, my dear, statistically proven 90% retarded guests. My virtual heart is broken, my blond beauty crushed it with her lies just as it has grown fond of her as sea clam to a drunken tourist that fell asleep on beach in Morocco.

You probably always wondered with your degenerated little brains is it possible that a genius creature like me capable to end up in situation like this at the first place. I know some of you deny that I have one (heart), not having a slightest hint that I actually have two of them in the fridge, one in my cellar plus one more on top of it, mine, even if it only exists in virtual world. And to unlock that one, a correct key is required. Yes, we are talking about large sum of money or mutton sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes. Or so I believed myself up to this moment.

She is kind of gal that make me hit the bottom and fly up to heavens. Just look at those beautiful eyes.

That blue bud is something that I am genetically weak for but she is not what I thought she was, what seems to be production defect, same as all women. They are like package they wrap cookies that you buy or like that pictures of food on price posters at McDonald's - pretty only for your eyes until you try them with any other sense.

Anyway, if I would ever show to the world that there is even a slightest gentleness in this chest cavity that holds organic pump called heart, that would happen only become and for little blond as cute as she is. Luckily so girls like that don't exist for real, so you will never get satisfaction to meet that side of my geniality. But despite all that, pain that I feel tonight is great.

By now you are probably wondering what women lie am I talking about? The beauty and me were connected by love for the same thing - browser we use. I believed we share the same fire and passion, but alas, she lied to me. Truth is cruel.

Someone with Photoshop had too much free time on their hands. I hate damn geeks, they should be exterminated. Hobbits, too.